I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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