no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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