so explain again why im purple
no
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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