i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm always down for nudity.
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