Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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