It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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