Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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