..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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