you would pick up someone in the library
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
