Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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