you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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