You really coming over, don't trick.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
