i just google imaged poop.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
its liver damage thursday
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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