He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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