So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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