New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
this is an emotional support booty call
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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