is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Then you guys just all showered together...?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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