its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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