Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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