I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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