Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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