we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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