i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
