The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
His nipple licking is glorious
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