these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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