okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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