This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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