i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think I am morally bankrupt
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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