so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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