East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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