thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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