i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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