white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
never play flip cup with pint glasses
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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