I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Yo dont text me then not text me
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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