During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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