What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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