when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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