So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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