If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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