I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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