Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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