So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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