He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
All the doctor said was why
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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