Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
His nipple licking is glorious
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