I got chris browned last night
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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