I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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