I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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