are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
