I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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