Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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