sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Randomize
