I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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