I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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