is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We are all done wearing pants today
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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