her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
