trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Let's get the cat blown out
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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